1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,000 The war on terror. 2 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:03,780 The war on drugs. 3 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:09,380 And, like, several presidential elections, and yet you still own it. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,200 Well, you know, it's like a fond memory. 5 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:17,380 You know, like, it's the first movie I ever saw. Like a goddamn collector's 6 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:19,720 item, like, jerk off material player. 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,320 It's not even in 4K. 8 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:26,180 But it's not in 4K, but it's part of an era. 9 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,540 They made movies differently back then. 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:34,500 There was a whole production quality that you don't even see anymore. 11 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,960 Yeah, people with feathered out dues and just straight bushes. 12 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,840 Like, I don't think I need to see that. 13 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:41,820 You don't like bush? 14 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,600 It's not that I don't like bush. 15 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:48,300 It's the fact that, like, they didn't grow it at the top. It was, like, around 16 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:52,700 the labia that would be on the end of the butthole there. It was just, like, a 17 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:57,920 solid land and strip patch. Yeah, it's like... Like, the forest. 18 00:00:58,570 --> 00:00:59,570 In the trees. 19 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:04,510 That's why crap is so big back then. Like, it just hides in that mother hurt. 20 00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:08,550 I don't even look at that up close. And on top of that, now I got this dude, 21 00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:15,410 like, up here walking in the feather suit talking about... With his half 22 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:18,330 -bones and a bunch of socks on and pleated pants. I'm good. 23 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:25,710 Oh, well... I mean, the pleated pants, I mean... It makes the scene, though. 24 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:33,180 Uh, yeah, that's the wife. She's just, uh, I think it smells like brownies. Um, 25 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,440 what kind of brownies are you talking about? 26 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,720 Um, 27 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,040 I might have some caramel. 28 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,040 Oh, darling. 29 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:42,020 Hey. How you doing? Good. 30 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:43,600 What's going on? 31 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,020 Oh, I'm just taking the brownie. 32 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,780 Yeah, well, let me get out your wig. 33 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,200 Yeah, that one's hot. 34 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:01,740 Yeah, I don't know. 35 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,160 Maybe it's the oven. 36 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:09,000 Yeah, oven. 37 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:24,140 Yeah, they look real good. There's a couple missing, but I guess that's how 38 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:25,140 bet them. 39 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,620 That's per the trick. 40 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,220 Per the trick. 41 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,120 Hey. 42 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:37,840 We just had an enlightened conversation about an old porno. 43 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:45,720 You were dressed kind of fancy for a Tuesday. 44 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,380 Yeah, you know I like to be sexy. 45 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:05,770 I'm not gonna talk you do y 'all do what you want that looks very great on you 46 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:25,720 them pleated pants i mean uh what jesus christ i can't thank so honey 47 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:32,480 what what's going on yeah um 48 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:38,460 hey i'm gonna touch you there 49 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:44,500 oh okay this is happening how are you doing 50 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:49,490 Yeah, um, you're seeing this real, real subtle. 51 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:51,250 You've got some nice hands. 52 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:52,910 Oh, 53 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,030 thank you. 54 00:03:56,890 --> 00:04:03,870 Um... Um... You sure about 55 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:04,569 this, honey? 56 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:10,650 I mean, uh, she is her own woman, so... Is that what this is? 57 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:12,550 All right. 58 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:14,470 As long as I get one. 59 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,300 What are you talking about? 60 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:29,820 You sure 61 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:39,340 you're 62 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,340 trying to say that? 63 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:42,980 Oh, yeah, yeah. 64 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,720 Carry on. 65 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:06,350 And she's not just gorgeous. 66 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,010 Yeah? 67 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:09,470 She knows what she's doing. 68 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:10,690 Oh, damn. 69 00:07:15,590 --> 00:07:22,150 A woman like this, it's just, uh, it's just inalienable that she, 70 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:24,230 she came from nothing. 71 00:07:24,490 --> 00:07:25,490 Oh. 72 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:27,090 Oh, yeah. Oh. 73 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:28,910 Oh, 74 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:30,610 shit. 75 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:36,820 Keep it up. 76 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,340 Yeah, we got rhymes. 77 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:41,240 When you're done, if you get time. 78 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,480 Oh, yeah, man. 79 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:44,180 I'm going to need something. 80 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,320 Just not to ever. 81 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:08,390 Are we going to do this in the kitchen, or is there someone who will come to me? 82 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:10,150 Um, 83 00:08:10,870 --> 00:08:11,870 um, 84 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:15,470 the kitchen's better of the kitchen. 85 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:17,130 Oh, oh, okay. 86 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:18,950 Okay. 87 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:15,570 Oh, yeah, you like them, babe? 88 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:24,870 Oh, yeah. 89 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:29,250 I'm so glad you remember. It's all over. 90 00:09:33,410 --> 00:09:34,590 Uh -huh. 91 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,680 Is it okay if you fuss with me? 92 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,600 Only if it's in our bed. 93 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,320 Thank you. 94 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,500 of what you're going to be enjoying in a minute. 95 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,580 It's pretty perfect. 96 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,010 Oh. 97 00:13:54,390 --> 00:14:00,770 oh yes oh fuck yeah 98 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:05,310 oh just like that oh my god 99 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,560 Oh, 100 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,320 fuck. 101 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,840 Yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh yeah. 102 00:19:34,510 --> 00:19:35,710 I wouldn't fucking know. 103 00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:09,950 I love you, honey. 104 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,080 oh my god 105 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:57,600 Thank you. 106 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:38,420 You might want to get this. 107 00:28:35,210 --> 00:28:36,210 Oh, my God. 108 00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:45,910 Oh, my God. Oh, 109 00:28:46,670 --> 00:28:48,990 my God. Oh, my God. 110 00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:50,129 Oh, my God. 111 00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:51,130 Oh, 112 00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:58,870 my God. 113 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,560 Hmm. 114 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:44,010 That's so hot. Oh gosh! 115 00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:54,110 I guess 116 00:29:54,110 --> 00:30:01,090 we need to break 117 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:02,230 in back for Browning Night. 118 00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:05,850 I love Browning Night.